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Epitaphs

Strictly an epitaph is an inscription for a gravestone, but it can also mean any short verse or statement in memory of the dead. Some people write their own: If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again. — Stan Laurel I told you I was ill. — Spike Milligan